Caelen | Three Months Old

I thought I would keep up this ‘better late than never’ theme going by writing Caelen’s “I’m three months old!” update two months late. I mean, I wouldn’t want to actually write things on time now, would I? That would be too predictable. It would also indicate that I have my life under control. And I definitely do […]

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French Fries, Five Guys & Failing

Not being able to eat french fries sucks. A lot. I don’t know how people can walk around with a smile on their face when they don’t allow themselves to put a long, hot, slab of deep-fried junk in their french fry hole. I mean, what else is it for? The list of things I want in […]

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Casual Sex, Fake Orgasms & Lukewarm Cheeseburgers

I’ve been single most of my adult life. Don’t believe me? I was eighteen when I had my last boyfriend. You know, the holding-hands-staying-over-every-night-meeting-the-family-and-friends-making-future-plans sort of boyfriend. The guy that you introduce to everyone and they go awww when they see you two together. The guy that you introduce to your friends and they’re actually happy for […]

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July Goals 2017

I know I was all like ‘How is it the middle of the year?’ in my goals for June post, but I really mean it this time. How the hell are we in July? Is this some cruel trick when you have a baby? Like, “Oh, you want time to slow down? Well, we’re going to do […]

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