Ditch the Dating Rules (and Have Fun Whilst Doing It)

I’ve been single for a while and I’ve finally decided to dip my toes into the dating pool. Who am I kidding? I practically threw myself off the cliff the second I downloaded Tinder. You know, right into shark infested waters. Naturally. It’s 2017! You can get all the dick pics you want (or not) with the tap of […]

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Ghosting, Kittenfishing & Other Weird Things About Dating

Back in the good ol’ days, all you had to do was scribble a note and wait for your crush to circle yes or no. We all knew that you never included a ‘maybe’ option. That was a kiss of death and almost always sent you to the dreaded friend-zone. That being said, majority of my […]

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Casual Sex, Fake Orgasms & Lukewarm Cheeseburgers

I’ve been single most of my adult life. Don’t believe me? I was eighteen when I had my last boyfriend. You know, the holding-hands-staying-over-every-night-meeting-the-family-and-friends-making-future-plans sort of boyfriend. The guy that you introduce to everyone and they go awww when they see you two together. The guy that you introduce to your friends and they’re actually happy for […]

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The 9 Men You Will Date in Your Twenties

We’re all looking for ‘The One’, right? Well, I’ve come up with a list of men that you will date. But, girl, they definitely aren’t ‘The One’. Believe me. The Fuckboy Maybe you met him at a club. Maybe you met him at your friend’s house. All I know for sure is this relationship is all about sex. […]

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