Flatmate 101: They’re Just Really F*ckin’ Gross

Right now, I live with my parents, and it is fucking great. I mean, a cooked meal every night of the week? Hell yes. A washing machine and drier on the property? Thank fuck. Snuggles with the cat and dog? Yes, please (bring me a lint roller). I guess not having to pay rent or […]

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6 TV Shows You Should Binge Watch

A lot of people seem to think that I sit around and binge watch TV shows all day. …And they’re surprised when I say that isn’t the case. At all. Apparently.the answer of “Be a mother to my son” isn’t an answer – or not a ‘full answer’ at least. A lot of people seem to think […]

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French Fries, Five Guys & Failing

Not being able to eat french fries sucks. A lot. I don’t know how people can walk around with a smile on their face when they don’t allow themselves to put a long, hot, slab of deep-fried junk in their french fry hole. I mean, what else is it for? The list of things I want in […]

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July Goals 2017

I know I was all like ‘How is it the middle of the year?’ in my goals for June post, but I really mean it this time. How the hell are we in July? Is this some cruel trick when you have a baby? Like, “Oh, you want time to slow down? Well, we’re going to do […]

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