French Fries, Five Guys & Failing

Not being able to eat french fries sucks. A lot. I don’t know how people can walk around with a smile on their face when they don’t allow themselves to put a long, hot, slab of deep-fried junk in their french fry hole. I mean, what else is it for? The list of things I want in […]

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July Goals 2017

I know I was all like ‘How is it the middle of the year?’ in my goals for June post, but I really mean it this time. How the hell are we in July? Is this some cruel trick when you have a baby? Like, “Oh, you want time to slow down? Well, we’re going to do […]

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Blogging with a Baby

Right now, my son is lying on his change mat with his bare booty in the air. I have four minutes (at best) before he realises that he’s half-naked and can pee everywhere. I would like to say that it doesn’t happen that often, but that would be a blatant lie. Baby pee. It happens. Everywhere. Remember the […]

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June Goals 2017

Can someone please tell me how we got to the middle of the freakin’ year? Everyone told me that time was going to speed up when I had a child, but I wasn’t prepared for time to go this fast! Seriously. I’m writing this as I watch my (almost!) four month old son play and I feel […]

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