Flatmate 101: They’re Just Really F*ckin’ Gross

Right now, I live with my parents, and it is fucking great. I mean, a cooked meal every night of the week? Hell yes. A washing machine and drier on the property? Thank fuck. Snuggles with the cat and dog? Yes, please (bring me a lint roller). I guess not having to pay rent or […]

Read More

5 Things I Wish I Was Told about Inducing Labour

When you’re pregnant, you imagine your waters breaking at the most inconvenient of times. You know, like when you’re asleep, getting your hoo-ha waxed, or before you have your morning coffee. Probably after you tried all the ~*natural*~ ways of inducing labour. Wink, wink. Not many people imagine their midwives waving a hook around their insides […]

Read More

Butt Touches, Fetty Wap & Getting My Groove Back

Men need sex. Honestly – I struggled to not roll my eyes when I read that statement. Men need sex. Do they really? Are they going to drop dead if they don’t get their end away? I don’t think so. I’m friends with a lot of women who have babies. I’m in the ‘mum club’. I […]

Read More

6 TV Shows You Should Binge Watch

A lot of people seem to think that I sit around and binge watch TV shows all day. …And they’re surprised when I say that isn’t the case. At all. Apparently.the answer of “Be a mother to my son” isn’t an answer – or not a ‘full answer’ at least. A lot of people seem to think […]

Read More